If the GOP leadership really wants Donald Trump left out out of their 2016 Presidential primary elections then they are going to have to forcibly restrain him with Lilliputian tactics. The GOP base is comprised of a million tiny people who post about conservative values anonymously of course in the reader comment sections and they are prepared to tie down the Donald and his hair to the ground while he sleeps. But the Donald doesn't actually sleep and if the Lilliputians try to tie him down he will just hire undocumented workers from nearby Islands to chop away at those tiny ropes and after becoming a free man again, Gulliver Trump will be inspired to run as a 3rd party candidate just to spite the GOP leaders and to show deference and respect to HRC in return for future business / banking / foreign policy considerations. Assuming this is all true (which of course it will be or my name isn't Abernathy P. Duckling) the biggest question left is:
1. What will Donald Trump call his 3rd party?
a) American Eagle Party
b) Liberty for All Party
c) True Patriot Party
d) Unity Party
e) TRiUMPh! Party
