Lady Gaga Kicks Adam Lambert Out of Her Birthday Party

No, its not geopolitics or science or even slightly important at all, but some stories are just too good to pass on.  Lady Gaga Kicks Adam Lambert Out of Her Birthday Party 

Celeb blogger Perez Hilton told Morning Dish radio program Thursday, "Adam showed up beyond drunk. Super sloppy embarrassingly drunk!"

Hilton also revealed that Lambert began some intense fist-pumping and kept beating on the walls until he actually punched a hole in the bar's low ceiling.

Us reports an eyewitness saying, "Adam acted like an animal. He kept jumping up on the tables and chairs and screaming. When they brought the cake out he tried to smear it in Gaga's face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth!"

As for when Lambert tried to sing to Gaga, Hilton said his singing was "like he was auditioning for 'Idol' again!"

Eventually, Gaga had enough, and she had her security throw Lambert out of the party.

 Many of us have gotten a bit too drunk at a party and been brought up to speed later as to the events that had transpired by witnesses who could actually remember the details. Hopefully its not a regular occurrence for anyone, that's no good. But I can think of a few occasions over my own long amateur career where a buddy reminded me later of some minor details from a party like, Dude, you were dancing on the boss's living room couch!" or "Dude, you hijacked the neighbor's pizza from the delivery guy!" or "Dude, you walked right through their flower bed!" Its no fun hearing stuff like that. But at least I never won the Google News drunken loser idiot of the week award like Adam Lambert..  Too bad Ryan Seacrest wasn't there to deliver the news in that over dramatic fashion.. "Adam, America has spoken and ...I'm here to say... You're... going home. "